May 2013
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
fearfullymade-locs:
thedameloves:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary...
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
Reblog if you have less than 8,000 followers
bootommo:
i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :) (so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
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fic - XVII; part 1/? [thor/loki]
stereobone:
Based loosely on marty-mc’s amazing artwork (x), though I made Loki older in it. I just wanted to write a little thing…but there might be another part maybe possible.
Probably.
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"You unprincipled pickpocket!": Can we just talk... →
zeeblebeeble:
Look at all the ways George demonstrates what healthy love looks like:
-He likes Alanna for Alanna, both her good and her bad. In Trickster’s Queen Aly even notes that “the pricklier her mother, the happier her father”.[1] Alanna is infamous for having outbursts of…
“Maude had them cook all your favorites.”
“All my favorites? They’ll have to...”
– Trickster’s Choice (via booksnstarrynights)
"You unprincipled pickpocket!":... →
notbecauseofvictories:
glintglimmergleam replied to your post:
I would LOVE to hear you talk more about Spymistress Aly, if you have the time. I love it irrationally, despite the very Mary Sue + whitegirl!savior aspects…
Now, I haven’t read the books in…many years, but…
"You unprincipled pickpocket!": Tamora Pierce on... →
emberfiredrake:
tw: discussions of rape
Re-reading Will of the Empress, and can I just say how much I love this book? I don’t know if I fully appreciated the social commentary the first time I read it (still in high school), I was so caught up in wanting my foster sibling foursome to love…
Laughing Alone With Fish: Why Do Men Keep Putting... →
zzazu:
literaryreference:
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because…
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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FYTortall: Alright, time to get this small rant... →
fytortall:
Alright, time to get this small rant out of my system.
I realised today why I don’t like Bloodhound as much as I like Terrier.
For one, I really liked seeing Clary and Tunstall interact in Terrier. And I loved watching the other puppies. But mostly, it was Okha, and how she, yes, she, I’m going…
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from...
draconicjanus:
False http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/childlure.asp
